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Little League 2014 Drips To An End

The 2014 Little League World Series is over. The soft-serve ice cream machines, unplugged and rolled outside the concession stands, leaked defrost onto the walkways on Monday morning. Cablemen who worked here for ESPN the past two weeks roll up the network’s tentacles. The Worldwide Leader’s thousand eyes are already packed away, ready for shipment to whatever college town they’ll be focused on next week – football is coming and Full Coverage must be provided of kickoffs from Dublin to Spokane.

The Little League grounds, now with players, coaches, and families departed, will yield no more storylines, no more shots of tearful, fresh-faced youth glorying in victory and crushed in defeat until next year. Then, a new group of 16 teams will arrive in mid-August and provide the material for the ESPN and media machine to make a fresh batch of sentimental sausage, in the usual flavors of Tear-Jerker and Smile-Maker.

If one isn’t prone to eating up the Youthful Joy and Pure Sportsmanship angles whole, it’s easy to dismiss the World Series spectacle as one of the most TV-friendly events ever conceived. Don’t blame the hype all on ESPN; there’s always been an advertising angle. When U.S. Rubber came on as a Little League sponsor in 1947 by giving founder Carl Stotz $8,000 to put on the second World Series, it was a sponsorship like any other – for profit. When the company, maker of Keds shoes, effectively took over the organization in the mid-1950s, it pushed for more organizational growth, and the dollars have followed ever since.

It’s an icky business, these players getting nothing, other than a free trip and some equipment they’ll quickly outgrow, while offering their faces for national endorsements. The feeling is made worse when watching at home: ads for laundry detergent follow shots of kids sliding into third.

On the ground in Williamsport, there’s less noise interfering with reminders that the World Series participants are Just Folks who come here with whole lives behind them that have led to this point. Without real people reacting to life, preferably within the emotional context of a ballgame, the World Series sponsors would have no heart-warming or -wrenching pictures alongside which to sell their wares.

Now, some of the adults aren’t the nicest; perhaps they are part of the Adult Problem with Little League that’s been worried about since the Fifties. One of this year’s managers talked frankly in the conference room about the postgame “butt-chewing” he gave his team after a loss. He then spent most of the week’s evenings at the nearby Mountaineer Lounge, drinking Tuaca and muttering about should-have-beens.

New England’s Dave Belisle was the managerial star of the World Series after the speech he gave his Rhode Island team when they were knocked out by Chicago. Some of the New England families showed up at the Mountaineer later that night for dinner, a big enough crowd that the staff kept the kitchen open well after its 11 o’clock close to feed them all.

There, the Rhode Island people talked about Belisle and how he’s been an assistant coach for his father for decades, since leaving Providence College, at Mount St. Charles Academy, a hockey powerhouse that has won like 30 state championships since 1978. He doesn’t have a win to his name, but coaching is something the man knows.

The next day, on the concourses, Belisle was taking congratulations from strangers on his speech: “What you said was so great!,” that sort of thing. Few, if any, knew him from Adam; sometimes it takes national TV exposure for people to be reminded others might have something worthwhile to say.

Washington’s manager, Robley Corsi Jr., had plenty to say during the week. He felt good about his team’s chances of getting to Williamsport when they showed up at the Northwest Regional. Their competition included Wyoming – “I think they’ve got a one-team regional, you show up and you win,” Corsi said, and Alaska: “They’ve had snow off the ground for like four days, and they’re playing in the All-Star tournament.” Compared to the Hawaii and California teams, who played in a different group at the same site, his team “looked like midgets.”

Corsi, who beat melanoma while coaching his team over the past couple years, also had the best response to the generic “How do you think your chances are?” question: “We’re going to beat everyone, because we’re better than them. If someone is better, we’re going to lose.”

When professionals savvy in the ways of cameras and microphones speak these days, they lack that sort of forthrightness. Someday, perhaps, all of us will be experts in saying nothing that doesn’t advance our Brand. Then, the thin slice of life that a Big TV Production can replicate will be an honest depiction of reality. Until then, so long as most kids continue not to give a damn until they’re 13 or so, and some people keep that sense all their life, the Little League World Series will be something that’s worth watching. Because it’s all about the kids.

Huffing The Cream Off Alumni Weekend

The view from outside the 2009 Reunion Party. June 6, 2014.
The view from outside the 2009 Reunion Party. June 6, 2014.

Last Saturday night on State Street, the Checked Shirts and the Sleek Dresses trotted through the drizzle, incessantly asking questions and making demands of one another.

Where next? It’s wet – Let’s go somewhere! Want another drink? It’s wet – Let’s take a cab! Tiny handbags, as usual, proved useless against hair-frazzling rain.

Outside a Walgreen’s, two long-frazzled men sat cross-legged, their shoulders swaying. Oxfords and heels, Timberlands and Nikes passed by, dozens a minute, making no pause, taking no heed. Next to the two sidewalk-sitters, wet plastic bags drooped onto the concrete. Out poked, like some rotting flower’s pistils, cap-less Redi-Whip cans.

If these two down-and-outs were, by chance, graduates of the University of Chicago, would they be welcomed in Hyde Park on Alumni Weekend with open arms? I wondered. If they, for some reason, paid up for admission to all the parties and talks, would people say ‘Hullo there, were you in my class?’

Surely, if they showed up without a ticket, they need not bother going into the Reynolds Club to get a sandwich from the Chicago Society’s hospitality table. Nor need they wander into the beer garden, nor show up for a tour of some new or renovated building. They would be avoided, then expelled, whether alumni or not.

Grant that these two huffers are alumni – are they not part of the “alumni community” I hear so much about? And if that’s so, is there no obligation to welcome them into that community, station in life notwithstanding?

These generous thoughts were sparked in part, I’m sure, by my own “expulsion” from the Five-Year Reunion of the Class of ’09 on Friday night. All was fine at first: I walked into the Reunion Tent like I belonged, which I did – I graduated with that class. I ate some dinner, saw some classmates, drank some fizzy raspberry punch.

Then I left the tent for the restrooms in Harper. Upon returning to the tent, one of the development ladies manning the registration tables noticed my lack of a red wristband to go with the white one. Another $10 she wanted for me to stay for the party’s short duration; she said she was cutting me a deal because there wasn’t much party left; she said it wasn’t fair that I didn’t pay like the others. Not seeing any sense in giving $10 more to a University I owe some $14,000, especially since I’d already had dinner, I left and posted up on a bench outside where friends provided company and some beers.

Now this whole scenario can be viewed from one angle, in which one says “Yes, there was a clear price placed on this event and they are right to make you pay it like anyone else.” And there’s another angle, where one might say “As an alumni, if you can’t pay, perhaps some consideration should be given to having some space where admission is not required.” And there’s another position which is “Man, if I paid $40 for a party where the open bar was some $8/bottle wine, Miller Lite, and some raspberry stuff that treated me worse than eating a whole pie of Cholie’s cardboard and going next door to the Falcon for a punch in the gut, I’d be pissed.”

Making alumni pay this fee and that and another for parties that pale, in selection, next to your average $20 7-to-11 all-you-can-drink slopfest on Clark Street, is stupid and not welcoming. If welcoming everyone is what the University was out to do.

What’s sad is this lack of welcome to those who can’t or won’t pay the full fee is unsurprising, if not expected. Because when you break it down, Alumni Weekend is all about getting that Alumni cash. It’s not about nourishing, feeding, or supporting Alumni – that’s what alere meant in Latin, from which alumnus is derived, if you believe Webster’s. Putting that Money-gate up on events – $20 here, another $30 here, $50 for the Big Party – ensures those who aren’t so enthusiastic about their school experience or the friends they’ll see won’t show up just to say hello.

I hold no ethical high ground on the University. I made the trip to Chicago to do my own ‘development,’ to see if I could hustle up some funding for my own work. I decided to bus out for Alumni Weekend and get in on exploiting the old boys’ network after a friend of mine, who’s usually sequestered in the woods, had the good fortune to meet an arts world high roller: a former dean at an Ivy who’s on museum boards who now won’t stop sending him invites to private clubs in NYC. I didn’t have such a good “hit,” (yet), this past weekend. I had a few decent conversations with strangers, ran into an old professor, harassed a couple ‘names.’ Yet in the spin of seeing people you know, hunting down the rooms in which they hide the older folk who have a lifetime of cash to dispose of and appreciate Youthful Energy was an unrealistic order this weekend.

If the University can’t see fit to open these Alumni Weekends up to everyone, they could at least give those who show up and are doing the arts/literature/do-gooder thing a hand with getting hand outs. The UofC is pretty good at making The Ask – if they could kick a few donors my way, it’d be Greatly Appreciated.

Conversations With Young i0S8

When first settled in for a long bus trip to a familiar land long abandoned, after crushing a bag under the seat and quaffing off some liquid, standard operating procedure dictates (in contemporary times) that you get on the texting machine and start seeing who’s up to what this weekend in the old haunts.

Society, since crowdfunding began or so, appears to frown on getting to town, then calling everyone you know to ask for a 10-spot.

So you text, text, text – hello, everyone! A host of eloquent queries, their tonality tailored to the recipient. Abrasive, if it’s a yelling and drinking buddy. Self-deprecating, for those who expect your worst. Most, though, it’s a simple “Hello, how you doing? Gonna be in town this weekend?”

There are the yeses and the noes; the “what do you want to do?” and “where will you be?” Sometimes one that wasn’t contacted catches scent of your impending presence and says hello, which can be a very good or bad thing; sometimes one who was depended on for a couch, for a drink, falls through.

No matter the content, that rush of messages that comes back at you in the dark of a Megabus rumbling west on I-80 become absurd. If for no other reason than in comfortable, day-to-day life, there are about four people who might send you a text and one of them is your mother. This onrush of interaction with people unheard from for months tears up your local routine, reminds you, again, this seat is taking you somewhere you’ve not been for some time.

Now, in the artificially semi-intelligent age, we shall be contending with not only the absurdity of time and space and relationships that ebb and flow – we shall be conversing with machines, which bring their own quirks to the party. Not only have the machines made it harder for you to start talking with your neighbor on the bus, and erased the long stretches of Midwestern cornfield ennui that must have birthed all the skeezy interactions that served as so much material for the Beats; the machines, they now speak for your friends.

In response to a message asking the whereabouts of a friend whom I know to be intelligent and sober, I received this reply:

The fact that I don’t think Schatsiek ever had to go back and I don’t think Schatsiek ever had to go back and I have a great time with the best of the year of

OK. Perhaps, a message sent wrongly to me, if a bit cryptic, or mistyped. I’m familiar that messages get funky these days, with the talk-to-text and the swipe and everything. A minute later, then, this comes in:

I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning and I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning and I don’t know

That I do not know what to do about. Perhaps the issue was resolved when Sona came along:

I’m at work for a long way in which a woman with Sona in Eckhart for sg in IV for sg in IV for Tirsit to be in IV with European-American to play in IV with European-American

But, no, sadly, the depth of Not Knowing here was revealed by our protagonist:

I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning and I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning and I don’t know

Perhaps Schatsiek is at the root of all this:

The fact that I don’t think Schatsiek is the only thing that made you feel better soon and I’m still not sure what I do you think I can do is get to the beach

And Tirsit may be at the center of it all.

I’m at work for a long way in which a woman with Sona in Eckhart for Tirsit to be in IV and the same as you love them and then the rest is up for Tirsit after all

The messages stop. I wonder what’s wrong, or, perhaps, I’ve just been sent my friend’s prospectus for a Bulgarian TV pilot. It’s explained later, in the usual syntax, that the iOS8 beta has been installed by my friend, and the suggested words option on the keyboard eventually makes up “these strange, Joycean sentences.”

Without getting into the aesthetic merits of Found Art or Spam Poetics, let us take a full read of the iOS8’s song. Jim Morrison can eat his heart out, wherever he’s living in Central Asia.

This editor calls it “The Fact I Don’t Know (Stuck In Eckhart With Schatsiek On My Trail)”

I’m at work for a long way
In Eckhart for SG
A woman with Sona in IV
I have a great time with the best of the year of
With European-American

I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning
and I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning
and I don’t know

The fact that I don’t think
Schatsiek ever had to go back
For sg in IV, in which
With European-American to play in IV
For Tirsit to be in IV

I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning
and I don’t know what to do with the same time I see you in the morning
and I don’t know

And I don’t think Schatsiek ever had to go back and
And I don’t think Schatsiek ever had to go back and
And I don’t think Schatsiek ever had to go back and
The fact that I don’t think.

Portage, Indiana.
Portage, Indiana.